I am the tortoise of retorts. My name is Meg, and I'm 18. I'm a writer, horseback rider, and professional derp. I'm also extremely friendly, so feel free to drop an ask or whatever anytime. :3 In this tumblr, you can expect a lot of: Avengers, Tom Hiddleston, Doctor Who, David Tennant, The Walking Dead, Homestuck, posts about feels, horses, writing, Edgar Allan Poe, Pokemon, Avatar: TLA and LoK, and really whatever tickles my fancy at any given time.
All of my poetry that I've posted on here can be found under the tag "meg's poetry".
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i think liking someone is worse than having no romantic prospects in your life at all because you get the happy feeling of liking a person combined with the terrible feeling of oh god they’ll never like me and you end up feeling like this
that’s an emotion
It’s beautiful but you can’t swim in it.
this post just got taken to a whole new level
that picture is such a good representation of how it feels, my god
LETTER TO FUTURE ME
onehellofasuperwhomerlockavenger:
DEAR ASSHOLE,
I ASSUME THAT THEY HAVE INVENTED TIME TRAVEL BY NOW AND I AM WONDERING WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE NOT YET RETURNED TO MY HOUSE IN 2013 WITH THE DVD BOXSET OF SERIES 3 OF SHERLOCK. STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME, FUCKFACE. I EXPECT BETTER OF YOU.
SINCERELY,
PAST YOU.
Maybe it hasnt come out yet
Maybe it hasn’t come out yet
(Source: reginehu)
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
(Source: meilleure--amie)
there is nothing romantic about
- not knowing you’re beautiful
- loving someone until they learn to love themselves
please stop romanticizing low self esteem.
it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem
it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait.
Remember that you were loved by me, and that you made my life a happy one.
And there’s no tragedy in that.
[MUFFLED SOUNDS OF LEONARDO DICAPRIO SINGING “I DREAMED A DREAM” IN THE DISTANCE]
(Source: leonardsmccoy)
PLEASE
THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH SWEAR WORDS IN THE WORLD FOR THIS SITUATION. NOT ENOUGH. NOT EVEN IF I MADE THEM UP. NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH.
You know what pisses me off. HIS SKIN IS FUCKING PERFECT. FUCKS SAKE. What is your secretttt
Well here’s one to start you off…
you get home from school. both of your parents are sitting in your room. “we need to talk.” they say calmly. “we’ve been following your blog for two months now.”
Sext: I got circa survive tickets
I’m buried in your glow.
Will you take me with you when you go?
(Source: greyusurper)
Nothing’s going to change that hopeless feeling
I get when you say you understand and I know you can’t.
“Dyed in the Wool”, Circa Survive
I showed my mom this gif of Benedict showering and told her how it was the most popular gif of Star Trek Into Darkness and it’s a deleted scene and she said that he isn’t even that built and what’s all the fuss about and I was like let me explain u a thing and I showed her a clip of Sherlock and now we watch an episode every night and she thinks he is gorgeous
i am the best daughter ever
